Diet Coke First because murder Is illegal T-shirt | Text Tee (customizible)

Soft, lived-in comfort meets deadpan humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee has a relaxed fit and a subtle, worn-in texture that settles into your routine — whether that’s running errands, grabbing late-night coffee, or lounging at home. The minimalist front text reads with dry wit, a small personal joke that sparks laughs without shouting. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans and sneakers. Over time the color and feel deepen, becoming more personal with every wash and wear.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL and in many colors; sewn-in label